Hewy's Animated Movie Reviews: The Groovenians
In this episode, Hewy takes a look at what may be the worst ever TV pilot for a failed computer animated show, The Groovenians
Date And Time: 2013-03-09 21:17:58Comment:
to Hewy Toonmore: what's with the to be continued at the end?
Date And Time: 2013-03-08 11:18:11Comment:
to Teddy: it doesn't matter to him!
Date And Time: 2013-02-16 16:13:06Comment:
Hey, Hewy! Is The Groovenians worse than A Troll in Central Park and Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil?
Date And Time: 2013-02-13 15:51:47Comment:
this is worse than "Powerpuff Girl" anniversary episode
Date And Time: 2013-01-18 16:43:02Comment:
to Hewy Toonmore: please review the Lorax from 2012 and tell how good or bad that is!
Date And Time: 2012-10-10 17:42:41Comment:
Ye know Logan, if it is possible for there to be a worse film, a black star is the lowest possible rating you can give anything!!! I understand that pilots are not as good as the actual show, but this is just stupid beyond humanly possible.
Date And Time: 2012-09-03 15:51:32Comment:
"You diabolical b**ch!"
I agreee. And i'd agree more if i knew who Diamanda Hagan is
Date And Time: 2012-08-29 15:30:18Comment:
In the animation realm I'm a powerful shape shifter, I will hunt down the count and see to it that he pays dearly. In the mean time, watch Toy Story 3, The Swan Princess, The Little Engine that could, Hoodwinked, anything that is better than this piece of crap. I noticed someone mentioned A Monster in Paris, do yourself a favor and watch it in French. I saw it in French and I would give it four and a half stars minimum.
Date And Time: 2012-08-21 20:00:37Comment:
I think the grovveians are living sperm and jeppers is most likely living pot
Date And Time: 2012-08-21 19:47:49Comment:
Hewy watch the sonic the hedgehog show it make you want to hang your self with aligator's penis also you should review the ice age movies from ice age 1 to 3
Date And Time: 2012-08-20 15:02:50Comment:
I checked this pilot and and I have to say...I'd rather watch the horrible,non-humored Johnny Test cartoon that this atrocious pilot!
Now if you'll excuse me,I'm going to go wash my eyes out than watch some Adventure Time.
Name: Mad Addie
Date And Time: 2012-07-23 11:43:00Comment:
Pee-wee Herman's reaction upon discovering he was cast in this trainwreck of a tv special!
Date And Time: 2012-07-18 21:50:28Comment:
Wow. This makes the animation for Video Brinquedo's "films" look like Pixar.
Date And Time: 2012-07-17 20:56:26Comment:
Can you review the simpsons movie or the wild?
Date And Time: 2012-07-17 11:31:49Comment:
Great review Hewy. For your next episode, you should make a top 10 worst animated film list. i would recommand tom and jerry the movie and most of the films directed by don bluth. I don't really hate Don Bluth but he made four terrible animated fims which are Rock-a-Doodle,Thumbelina,The Peeble and the Penguin, and
A troll in central park. i really hate this four films but i still think don bluth is a great
Date And Time: 2012-07-10 17:49:31Comment:
i like the pony of marissa can you make me into a brony so i can meet this girl pony and be awsome
Date And Time: 2012-07-10 04:40:05Comment:
Without a doubt one of the worst show's I've seen. I pity you Hewy! Burn this ungodly aomination to hell!
Date And Time: 2012-07-09 17:24:47Comment:
Agreed, it sucks. Why not review Madagascar 3? It's way better than this Abomination of animation! I even has Martin short playing as Stefano the italian sea lion!
Date And Time: 2012-07-06 15:05:50Comment:
So, With Diamanda showing up in this video, I got to ask is Hewy going too thatguywiththeglasses.com?
Date And Time: 2012-07-06 01:01:31Comment:
Good review! That really is a bad pilot! I've seen better ones before, like Adventure Time. BTW, could you please do a review of "Wakko's Wish" if you haven't already?
Date And Time: 2012-07-04 22:57:42Comment:
Pretty good review as always. You should review Little Golden Book Land: The Great Harbor Rescue.
Name: Master of Insanity
Date And Time: 2012-07-02 15:57:39Comment:
Imagine if just for some random reason, such as a monster attacked you that you decided to do a co-review with animated Analysis. Your show and Animated Analysis are just so different. Although it would be more likely than a co-review with Nostalgia Critic.
Date And Time: 2012-07-02 14:47:07Comment:
to hewylewis: how about if you review ice age 4
and give the highest rating you can get.
Date And Time: 2012-07-01 18:24:36Comment:
@HewyLewis-Just be thankful it wasn't Captain N, that show sucked; especially the MegaMan characters!
Name: Master of Insanity
Date And Time: 2012-06-30 19:09:55Comment:
Mr. Toonmore, you are going to be under a night's rest because of you even watching this pilot. You should know that it's against the law in the would or cartoons for this to exsist. Just kidding, I'm insane. The Toon-police wouldn't care about real people...Even though you people created this world I live in.
Name: Master of Insanity
Date And Time: 2012-06-30 19:05:20Comment:
This was not the best animation I have seen, this is terrible. I do not insult, but if this was a real series, they would have to improve on everything, to get an audience the size of a flea on a wall. It would be my recommendation for you to review 'the magic pony' (which has nothing to do with my little pony). Another idea is to review 'the seventh brother'. Neither of those have any relation to each other or this review of a bunch of...
Date And Time: 2012-06-29 13:26:14Comment:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!! The Groovenians makes Mars Needs Moms and Cars 2 Look like a minor threat to animation and movies EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Name: Kaitlyn Henson
Date And Time: 2012-06-27 18:21:22Comment:
To Hewy: Even if you couldn't cohost with him, you are still awesome, no matter what. I will always cheer you on, even up to your 100th episode. :)
Name: Hewy Toonmore
Date And Time: 2012-06-27 16:47:43Comment:
To Kaitlyn Henson: I'd love to, but I doubt that will ever happen. :(
Date And Time: 2012-06-27 15:04:42Comment:
wow i mean wow this show seems like that sonic the hedgehog show (the one where the pumpkin popped out of nowhere)only CRACKIER!!!
Name: Kaitlyn Henson
Date And Time: 2012-06-25 17:33:41Comment:
Pretty good review, Hewy! I bet the Nostalgia Critic would be proud of you. Maybe you can ask him if you two can do a review together one day. It wouldn't hurt to ask him. :)
Date And Time: 2012-06-25 14:45:26Comment:
I thought you put in the laugh track
Date And Time: 2012-06-25 14:20:00Comment:
my ears are bleeding!
Date And Time: 2012-06-23 22:50:27Comment:
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ..................................
Date And Time: 2012-06-22 23:33:40Comment:
After watching this,I decided to watch the pilot myself.My reaction?WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?And yeah,the only character I found was decent was the villain,even though his song is horrible.
Name: Hewy Toonmore
Date And Time: 2012-06-21 21:27:22Comment:
To Alice: About time I did. :)
Date And Time: 2012-06-21 13:11:53Comment:
Dude, you went Nostalgia Critic on this. :)
Date And Time: 2012-06-20 13:11:57Comment:
You're right this does look terrible, and that is the worst villain song since Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw.
Date And Time: 2012-06-19 22:31:35Comment:
Congratulations, the quality of your reviews stays constant. Keep it up!
Date And Time: 2012-06-19 19:48:52Comment:
@411314: A hippie is a person who rejects societal norms and practices nonviolence, usually referring to the "Flower Power" followers of the 1960's (i.e. Woodstock). A beatnik is essentially the same thing but tends to express himself more artistically (kind of like the Groovenians). As to why it's wrong to be one, it's really not wrong (after all, America is a free country), but society generally frowns upon hippies and beatniks because they're different (big freaking surprise!)
Date And Time: 2012-06-19 15:51:35Comment:
GOD DAMN IT! I JUST THE TITLE CARD FOR HEWY!
Date And Time: 2012-06-19 14:09:58Comment:
i feel sorry for you hewy next time you should be happy about your next review
Date And Time: 2012-06-18 17:38:12Comment:
Wow, did that special look poor. Style over substance to the extreme, can't decide how serious it wants to be, and any attempt at subtext is dumbed down by the idiocy of the story and it's execution. Yeah, maybe you can't always have fun and do what you want, but they couldn't even make the normals seem normal. How seriously were kids supposed to take this? These two hip kids have adults who want to decide on their futures not because of any religious or societal norm, but because THEY CAN. And how does the Paul Reubens character not know about the king of the normals after having just LIVED WITH THEM? And If Groovenia is such an awesome place, why did that one guy in the beginning LEAVE?! All in all, you did a good number on this one. It deserved it.
Date And Time: 2012-06-18 17:07:00Comment:
What is a hippie or beatnick and why is it wrong to be one?
Date And Time: 2012-06-18 12:10:53Comment:
Wow, and I thought the cartoons on TV today were bad (except for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Phineas and Ferb, of course)! You poor, poor guy, having to sit through this mind-fucking pile of pony manure! Awesome review, though! PS, I agree, in quite a few animated features the villain is the best character.
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 16:29:26Comment:
That's a pretty good review Logan. It's been a while since you covered something bad. And wow is the Groovineans BAD. Everything just does all over the place. I can understand if he wants to incorporate his style of art in this, but for god sake, get some decent writers, get some animators who's previous work is NOT from the animatronics at Chucky Cheese. It really shows why this is JUST a pilot!
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 16:28:52Comment:
*Watches 21:40 to 21:48*
...WAIT! DIDN'T THEY ALREADY PAY THEIR TAXES? (But seriously, didn't they already pay their taxes? Or was he talking to the two main characters who are so boring I don't even care to remember their names? And if so, didn't they already pay their taxes?)
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 15:44:34Comment:
I actually remember seeing a TV Spot of this and thinking "Wow, that looks awful"........and it was.
Name: Catherine L.
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 13:00:09Comment:
I feel so bad that you had to sit through that! This was terrible! And I never expected Diamanda Hagan to work with Count CGI. Nice twist at the end. ^^ And I hope the next film you have to is better than this.
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 12:52:57Comment:
I didn't like anything about this special and I can't believe you even bothered with it. It's not even a movie. I didn't even like that Norman guy. I know life's not easy but there's no reason to be so angry and in your face with it. It was still hilarious to see you review this and I wish you a speedy recovery.
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 12:48:51Comment:
Now I remember this! Actually it was on Adult Swim, due to something I guess. But after watching this, I can see the reason why. The Groovenians would give kids seizures or at the very least confuse them. God sakes I have to say Peewee said better than anyone else here. Something tells me this guy made the pilot is made from crack. Some of the songs could be on South Jersey Sam's worst songs list. And it's a mix between bad sitcom and cartoon. Wheately and GLADOs from Portal can sing better than Norman. Sorry you had to sit through the piece of dog crap, no one should sit through it, it was painful watching the dumb thing at night let alone in the day. -hugs-
Name: Neil Dunsmore
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 12:42:42Comment:
@Anonymous- Andrew was referring to the money song from this pilot, not the one from Tom and Jerry.
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 11:49:05Comment:
To Andrew: It IS on Sam's list.
Name: Neil Dunsmore
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 11:38:27Comment:
This is easily your funniest review yet. It's also nice to see more commentary in one of your reviews.
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 11:37:30Comment:
why do you want to review it. maybe you should read a great book or watch a hand draw film or look up a flim called A Monster in Paris and is a lot better than that.
Name: Andrew Shepard
Date And Time: 2012-06-17 11:09:56Comment:
Wow Hewy, I'm so sorry you had to sit through this piece of crap. I'm surprised that money song isn't on South Jersey Sam's worst songs list, cuz it sounds literally like the worst song I've ever heard before.