Already in the run of the mill for being one of the worst movies Morgan has ever seen....all I can say is abandon fate ye who view this episode.

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Name: mogens
Date And Time: 2013-02-08 14:12:14
Comment: i still forgive you robert because you make my favorite film FORREST GUMB

Name: A
Date And Time: 2012-12-06 01:52:02
Comment: Worst box office bomb ever...UNTIL THE OOGIELOVES. O_O

Name: Alexa
Date And Time: 2012-08-08 04:25:55
Comment: I too have a movie that I hate with the passion of a thousand burning suns, and that is a fucked up Japanese movie called Ichi the Killer directed by Takashi Miike. Seriously that movie doesn't deserve any recognition or anything. Sure it's on a completely different plain of badness than this movie, with its total lack of consideration for the audience with its constant infliction of over the top and unnecessary scenes of violence, sex, and gore. And its horrific misogynistic treatment of women. Again this really has nothing to do with this movie, at all, but I guess what I am saying is that we all have that one movie that we just....HATE....And what Mars Needs Moms is to you, Ichi the Killer is to me. And basically just think of this way, there is always going to be a movie worse than what you think is the worse. But then again it's all based on subjectivity. Seriously there is a reviewer online named Confused Matthew who believes No Country for Old Men is the worst movie he's ever seen and in general. Again its all about preference and subjectivity.

Name: Andrew Shepard
Date And Time: 2012-08-03 17:27:46
Comment: Didn't want to see this when it came out, and I most certainly didn't want to check it out when Netflix got it on instant viewing. Now I don't need to watch it at all because I can see how cliche and messed up this movie is. Sorry you had to waste part of your life watching this crap-fest but thanks for making it unnecessary for us to watch it your entertaining review.

Name: skysamfreeman
Date And Time: 2012-07-31 18:44:28
Comment: So the story is basically a rip-off of Jimmy Neutron.

Name: Thatdudeinthehoodie
Date And Time: 2012-07-28 21:50:29
Comment: I actually would MST3K this movie if I was given the chance. I love Robert Z's work from all the BTTF movies to the polar express and I'm looking forward to Flight myself. But this one movie made me think how good older movies are even the bad ones. Though luckly for me I was spared from watching this in it's entirety. How ever this movie is still bad.

Name: Nic Kramer
Date And Time: 2012-07-27 16:26:44
Comment: At least the failure of this film caused the "Yellow Submarine" remake to be peramently shelved.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2012-07-27 15:44:26
Comment: @Kurvos - And don't worry, the next review I plan to do (or next 4) won't be as hard as this one. I promise it.

Name: Kurvos
Date And Time: 2012-07-27 15:08:22
Comment: @Morgan Understood and respected. And... yeah, this movie seems really awful. I've been thinking it might not be so bad, but... now after your review, I can really see what a piece of shit it is.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2012-07-27 13:59:35
Comment: @Kurvos - Its understandable. I just wanted to get my aggression on this film out of me.

Name: Kurvos
Date And Time: 2012-07-27 13:53:04
Comment: Look... you're a decent reviewer, dude. But... for the love of god, stop overacting this much. You're making Nostalgia Critic look subtle. And when he is overacting/overreacting, it's usually funny. But when you do it, it actually kinda disturbs me. Firstly because you do that really creepy twitching, and secondly because your rage is dragged out FAR too long. Please take this into consideration in your future reviews. I am not trying to be rude or anything like that. I am just saying this because I like to see your reviews and point of views - and this way of acting makes it a bit too hard for me to sit through sometimes... but, I force myself to anyway, because I want to see it all through. I kinda feel bad watching you getting mad in these videos, even if it's intended to be funny... because honestly, you're frustrating me when you do it the way you do. I get a headache. In short - I think you're trying too hard. Sorry if you feel offended by me saying this, but I feel like I need to explain how I feel.

Name: Ashley
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 23:15:41
Comment: Whoa I dodge a major bullet by skipping this movie. I feel bad that you have to suffer through it you poor poor soul.

Name: PrismPhoenix
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 22:44:12
Comment: *hugs* Cheer up, Morgan! Always Look on the Bright Side of Life! *whistles*

Name: Keshia
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 18:27:48
Comment: I am so glad that I never saw this movie! I'm sorry that you had to go through it.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 14:47:27
Comment: @Amy - Please.... P.S. I own the three disc edition of Tintin...that should mean something...

Name: Nemo
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 14:26:19
Comment: Dude I feel so bd about you! All this was painful for you without doubt but the ending was piceless!

Name: Lady Dryer
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 13:47:40
Comment: I feel your pain, Morgan. Even though I never saw the film (and I NEVER shall), the trailers clearly showed the movie is a piece of rubbish. And for the 'dark' element of losing a mother, I've seen it done better in Kung Fu Panda 2. And that line of Milo's... My word, that was the most unforgiving scene I have ever seen and Animat was right!

Name: Lady Dryer
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 13:43:24
Comment: @ Actually, Image Movers is now resurrected by Universal Studios...

Name: Reina
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 13:28:12
Comment: Nice job. Thank you for bashing an insult to all of us who express the art of storytelling; whether it's though speach, acting, art, writing, film, an internet show, whatever. The world needs more original, interesting movies; not piles of random cliches that are barffed up onto a silver screen and called a movie. I'm sad to see this was actually made into a film, and I'm glad you gave it the bashing it deserved (and thank you for your rant on the dark plot element and how porly it was handled, it was reall nice). By the way, the ending was super sweet! It brought a smile to my face :)

Name: AniMat
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 12:17:18
Comment: I warned you not to review it. Good job on the review btw and it's really nice how you incorporate your mom at the end :) really heartwarming

Name: Amy
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 06:20:02
Comment: what about The Adventures of Tintin. one more thing, do you need a hug?

Name: Alice
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 05:13:09
Comment: Tis Robert Zemekis's Troll on Central Park

Name: Andrew
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 03:18:33
Comment: Your mom only had one line of dialogue, but she is already a better character than everyone from this movie combined.

Name: Jaimetud
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 02:19:40
Comment: I wanted to like this movie. I did. But I think you did a good job overall giving it the treatment it deserves. I liked the rant halfway through and I liked the emotional scene with your mom at the end. Good job.

Name: Kiki
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 00:49:08
Comment: It's okay.. We've all seen movies that make us ant to tear our hair out, feed it to a cockroach then burn it and pour the ashes into the sea.. The most we can do is sit down with our favorite movie afterwards and let it heal our eyes and minds. *Went to go watch the Dark Crystal*

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2012-07-26 00:04:13
Comment: @Jacob - I wasn't thinking when I was editing and personally, this movie didn't deserve that gag.

Name: Jacob
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 23:32:36
Comment: I'm guessing the following are your worst movies ever; 1. Human Centipede II 2. Lord of the Flies 3. Neverending Story 3 4. Barney's Great Adventure 5. Mars Needs Moms. P.S. I'm a bit surprised you didn't play "shot through the heart when Milo trash talked his mom.

Name: MKNeed
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 23:14:55
Comment: Take it easy, Morgan. We all had seen a film that became a major insult to our minds. To be honest, I had the nerve to see that terrible Meet the Spartans in theatres, I know, I'm ashamed of myself

Name: Devon
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 22:41:30
Comment: I fully understand how you feel about "Mars Needs Moms". Ugghh... I freaking HATED this movie, especially those ugly ass Martians... and boy am I HAPPY that it bombed at the box-office!

Name: Dragonhead
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 21:45:28
Comment: Another really good review! I definitely agree about those alien designs being uninspired.

Name: Frank F.
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 21:25:03
Comment: ....and I thought The Polar Express exceeded uncanny valley. I think this film looks worse and even more uncanny than the Polar Express ever did. The characters in Mars Needs Moms look just lifeless, which is no excuse in 2011.

Name: josh
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 21:13:19
Comment: very well done review. I fell so sorry for you for seeing this movie from hell! well i fell your pain now. That H.G Wells who made War Of The Worlds who give jeff wayne to make jeff wayne's war of the worlds Is SPINING IN HIS GRAVE! you have a nice mom and do even like jeff wayne's war of the worlds anywhy because i like it too thank god i never saw this movie. like i just said i fell your pain now cant wait what you got to review next.

Name: Hewy Toonmore
Date And Time: 2012-07-25 20:42:23
Comment: I really hope Image Movers never makes anymore movies!!